Alas, poor Yorick! He was a fellow of infinite jest, now subject to the whims of Halloween and my kitchen.
And so 'tis the season...er, the seasonings to which all mankind, common or not, will turn.
That's gotta hurt, getting salt AND pepper in your eyes at the same time.
Many thanks, Uncle Dale, for the funniest, creepiest, Shakespeare-iest salt-n-pepper combo of all time!
I just don't know if I can put Yorick away after Halloween...